In their stead, we've got Dwayne Johnson and Chris Evans kicking ass and taking names (and checking them twice) to save none other than a not-so-jolly Old St. Nick (J.K. Simmons, who has never ...

Behind the scenes at our cover shoot, Men's Journal May cover star Chris Evans answered ... we know Evans definitely excels in the gym—he had to get ripped to play Captain America, after all.