I went onto Google and bought their top pick mechanical keyboard picks, but once they arrived, I was shocked! If only they were a little better... My recommended keyboards- Royal Kludge RK84 (Amazon): ...

Talking intro 1:07 Kickstarter and colors 1:52 What's in the box? 3:40 Backside, rubber feet, kickstands 4:16 Side, USB port 6:12 Forehead features, 2.4G dongle, on/off slider 7:37 Alum backplate 8:19 ...

I just threw half a pint of Cherry Pepsi Max across my keyboard. It was the penultimate keyboard I’ll ever be able to use. I’m down to my last one.