Sonic the Hedgehog 3 opens in theaters Friday ... At its current rate of unlikely improvement, the Sonic series should turn out a Toy Story 2-grade masterpiece in, oh, maybe five years.

So, it's all for one and one for all as they join Barbie's counterpart Ken, a thespian hedgehog named Mr. Pricklepants and a pink, strawberry-scented teddy bear called Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear to plan ...

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 just recently surpassed $1 billion globally, and the blockbuster is now available on digital. The film is joined this week on VOD by Oscar nominee The Girl With The Needle ...