My doctor tells me I need to get more exercise — apparently sitting on your ass all day making fun of metal bands isn’t as healthy as you’d think. But because I’m both self-destructive and in denial ...

Do you want to work out and also have a good excuse to blast "Demiurge" by Meshuggah at full volume? Because this is your chance to do exactly that. There have been so many great Meshuggah covers and ...